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Denture earrings

Denture earrings

Regular price $5.00 USD
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These gloriously ridiculous denture earrings feature a full set of pearly whites and pink gums dangling from silver-tone hooks. They’re chunky, delightfully weird, and guaranteed to make people stop and ask:

“Are those fucking dentures hanging from your ears?”

Yes. Yes they are.

Perfect for dentists, hygienists, nurses, healthcare weirdos, Halloween, gag gifts, or anyone whose personal style is best described as “What the fuck are those? I need them.”

Each order includes one pair of denture earrings.

⚠️ Fair warning: These babies have some heft to them. If you only wear super-light earrings, these probably aren’t your girls. But if you’re willing to suffer a little for comedy? Welcome aboard.

Hobby Hoe Club approved. No teeth were harmed in the making of these earrings. 🦷😂

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